Personalized wind chime

You Make My Tubes Tingle - Funny Chime

Some gifts say "thinking of you." This one says "thinking of you, and also I'm hilarious." Our "You Make My Tubes Tingle" funny wind chime engraves its gloriously cheeky message onto the wooden windcatcher of an authentic, musically-tuned Woodstock chime. It's light-hearted, it's a little naughty, and it's guaranteed to get the biggest laugh of any gift exchange it's part of. The tubes, it turns out, are very sensitive. Here's what makes it genius: it's not a throwaway joke item. It's a genuine 27-inch Woodstock Chimes of Pluto with six tuned aluminum tubes — the kind of chime people pay good money for. So the recipient gets the laugh AND a beautiful chime for their porch. Two gifts in one, and you only had to be funny once. Perfect for Valentine's Day with a wink, anniversaries with a sense of humor, or that friend whose love language is innuendo. This version comes as-is with no customization, because the message is already perfect. Our husband-and-wife team in Clayton, North Carolina hand-engraves and finishes each chime, and it ships in gift-ready packaging with flat-rate US delivery — ready to tingle someone's tubes at a moment's notice. Frequently Asked Questions Q: Is this too risqué to give? A: It's cheeky, not crude — suggestive enough to be hilarious, tasteful enough for anyone with a sense of humor. Know your audience, but most people find it delightful. Q: Is it actually good quality, or just a gag? A: Genuinely good quality. It's an authentic Woodstock chime — 27 inches, six musically-tuned aluminum tubes, weather-resistant finish. The joke is the engraving; everything else is craftsmanship. Q: Can I customize it? A: This version comes as-is with no customization. The message says it all.

Authentic, musically tuned Woodstock chime. $5 flat-rate U.S. shipping.